Jokes about doctors and animals

Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.
Take one of these every 4 laps !

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar
Don't worry you'll soon change !

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog !
Sit !

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.
But I'm not allowed up on the couch!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog
What's wrong with that
I think I'm going to croak

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito
Go away, sucker !

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a spider
What a web of lies !