Q:What do you call the outside of a hand green-egg?
A: The bombshell!
Q:What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
A: "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"
Q:How long do chickens work?
A: Around the cluck!
Q:Is chicken soup good for your health?
A: Not if you're the chicken!
Q:Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!
Q:What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
A: An alarm cluck!
Q:Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
Q:What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
A: She was tickled to death!
Monday 15 February 2010
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