Jokes about sport

What part of a football pitch smells nicest ?
The scenter spot !

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ?
Somebody took a corner !

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ?
Because he liked sole music !

If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls ?
Cornflakes !

Which football team loves ice-cream ?
Aston Vanilla !

How do hens encourage their football teams ?
They egg them on !

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches ?
They prefer cricket matches !

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ?
Webley stadium !