"Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"
"My right hand."
" Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch."
Computer helpline?Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white....
Customer: I cleaned my computer and now it doesn't work any more.
Repairman: What did you clean it with?
Customer: Soap and water.
Repairman: Don't you know you're not supposed to touch a computer with water?
Customer: Oh, it wasn't the water that caused the problem...it was the spin dryer!
Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!
Has the computer stopped working?
No, but there's a lot of crackling.
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