Chicken jokes for kids

Q:What do you call the outside of a hand green-egg?
A: The bombshell!

Q:What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
A: "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"

Q:How long do chickens work?
A: Around the cluck!

Q:Is chicken soup good for your health?
A: Not if you're the chicken!

Q:Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!

Q:What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
A: An alarm cluck!

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Q:What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
A: She was tickled to death!