Bear jokes for kids

Only 3 jokes about Bear but I hope you will enjoy ;)

Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
A: Winnie the Pooh!

Q: What should you call a bald teddy?
A: Fred bear!

Q: What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
A: A polo bear!

Chicken jokes for kids

Q:What do you call the outside of a hand green-egg?
A: The bombshell!

Q:What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
A: "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"

Q:How long do chickens work?
A: Around the cluck!

Q:Is chicken soup good for your health?
A: Not if you're the chicken!

Q:Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!

Q:What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
A: An alarm cluck!

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Q:What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
A: She was tickled to death!

Bee jokes for kids

What kind of bees hum and drop things?
A fumble bee!

What do bees chew?
Bumble gum!

What is a baby bee?
A little humbug!

Can bees fly in the rain?
Not without their little yellow jackets!

What are the cleverest bees?
Spelling bees!

Why do bees buzz?
Because they can't whistle!