What part of a football pitch smells nicest ?
The scenter spot !
How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ?
Somebody took a corner !
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ?
Because he liked sole music !
If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls ?
Cornflakes !
Which football team loves ice-cream ?
Aston Vanilla !
How do hens encourage their football teams ?
They egg them on !
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches ?
They prefer cricket matches !
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ?
Webley stadium !
Saturday, 2 May 2009
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