tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-71245465914766677872011-07-08T06:08:58.168-07:00etnoreply@blogger.comBlogger111100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7124546591476667787.post-86633187280331703472010-04-07T09:24:00.000-07:002010-04-07T09:24:00.256-07:00Only 3 jokes about Bear but I hope you will enjoy ;)<br /><br />Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?<br />A: Winnie the Pooh!<br /><br />Q: What should you call a bald teddy?<br />A: Fred bear!<br /><br />Q: What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?<br />A: A polo bear!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7124546591476667787-8663318728033170347?l=funnyjokes4kids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>etnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7124546591476667787.post-21786889585891388762010-02-15T09:22:00.000-08:002010-02-15T09:22:00.721-08:00Q:What do you call the outside of a hand green-egg?<br />A: The bombshell!<br /><br />Q:What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?<br />A: "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"<br /><br />Q:How long do chickens work?<br />A: Around the cluck!<br /><br />Q:Is chicken soup good for your health?<br />A: Not if you're the chicken!<br /><br />Q:Why did the chicken cross the playground?<br />A: To get to the other slide!<br /><br />Q:What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?<br />A: An alarm cluck!<br /><br />Q:Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?<br />A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!<br /><br />Q:What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?<br />A: She was tickled to death!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7124546591476667787-2178688958589138876?l=funnyjokes4kids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>etnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7124546591476667787.post-12943823788423242112010-01-07T09:19:00.000-08:002010-01-07T09:21:01.430-08:00What kind of bees hum and drop things?<br />A fumble bee!<br /><br />What do bees chew?<br />Bumble gum!<br /><br />What is a baby bee?<br />A little humbug!<br /><br />Can bees fly in the rain?<br />Not without their little yellow jackets!<br /><br />What are the cleverest bees?<br />Spelling bees!<br /><br />Why do bees buzz?<br />Because they can't whistle!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7124546591476667787-1294382378842324211?l=funnyjokes4kids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>etnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7124546591476667787.post-89573986443340987752009-08-28T05:03:00.000-07:002009-08-28T06:02:17.639-07:00Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ?<br />Pupil: All of them!<br /><br />- The food in our school canteen is perfect.<br />- If your a bug !<br /><br />What was King Arthur's favourite game ?<br />Knights and crosses !<br /><br />PUPIL: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?<br />TEACHER: Of course not.<br />PUPIL: Good, because I didn't do my homework.<br /><br />TEACHER: Did you do your homework?<br />PUPIL: No teacher.<br />TEACHER: Do you have an excuse?<br />PUPIL: Yes, it's all my mother's fault.<br />TEACHER: She kept you from doing it?<br />PUPIL: No, she didn't nag me enough!<br /><br />Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?<br />Pupil: I get up early !<br /><br />Mother: How do you like your new teacher ?<br />Son: I don't. She told me to sit up front for the present and then she didn't give me one !<br /><br />Teacher: If this class doesn't stop making so much noise I'll go crazy ?<br />Class: Too late, we haven't made a sound for an hour!<br /><br />TEACHER: Why are you holding your textbook up to the window?<br />PUPIL: You told me to open it up to the Middle East.<br /><br />PUPIL: Mum, can I have a new pair of plimsolls for gym, please?<br />MUM: Why can't Jim buy his own?<br /><br />- Why were the members of the cricket team given lighters?<br />- Because they kept losing their matches.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7124546591476667787-8957398644334098775?l=funnyjokes4kids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>etnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7124546591476667787.post-81823791058710961592009-07-11T03:29:00.000-07:002009-07-11T03:29:00.870-07:00"When's your birthday?"<br />"July 23."<br />"What year?"<br />"Every year!"<br /><br />What is your favourite type of present?<br />Another present!<br /><br />What did one candle say to the other?<br />"Don't birthdays burn you up?"<br /><br />Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?<br /> In a cat-alogue!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7124546591476667787-8182379105871096159?l=funnyjokes4kids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>etnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7124546591476667787.post-17501768395926939412009-07-06T03:26:00.000-07:002009-07-08T22:38:28.376-07:00<p></p><p>Why does Dracula have no friends ?</p><p>Because he's a pain in the neck ! </p><p> </p><p><br />What's a vampire's favourite sport ?</p><p>Batminton ! </p><p> </p><p>How does a vampire like his food served ?</p><p>In bite sized pieces !</p><p> </p><p>What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day ?</p><p>A coffin break !</p><p> </p><p>What happened to the mad vampire ?</p><p>He went a little batty ! </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7124546591476667787-1750176839592693941?l=funnyjokes4kids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>etnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7124546591476667787.post-31258413589616807392009-07-01T03:21:00.000-07:002009-07-01T03:25:30.846-07:00Knock Knock<br />Who's there !<br />Alva !<br />Alva who ?<br />Alva heart !<br /><br />Knock Knock<br />Who's there !<br />Amazon !<br />Amazon who ?<br />Amazon of a bishop. What's your father do ?<br /><br />Knock Knock<br />Who's there ?<br />U-2 !U-2 who ?<br />U-2 can buy a brand-new car for only $199 a month !<br /><br />Knock Knock<br />Who's there !<br />Lass !Lass who ?<br />That's what cowboys use, isn't it ?<br /><br />Knock Knock<br />Who's there !<br />Leif !<br />Leif who ?<br />Leif me alone with all these questions !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7124546591476667787-3125841358961680739?l=funnyjokes4kids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>etnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7124546591476667787.post-69080325176747987552009-05-02T03:47:00.000-07:002009-05-02T03:47:00.294-07:00What part of a football pitch smells nicest ?<br />The scenter spot !<br /><br />How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ?<br />Somebody took a corner !<br /><br />Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ?<br />Because he liked sole music !<br /><br />If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls ?<br />Cornflakes !<br /><br />Which football team loves ice-cream ?<br />Aston Vanilla !<br /><br />How do hens encourage their football teams ?<br />They egg them on !<br /><br />Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches ?<br />They prefer cricket matches !<br /><br />Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ?<br />Webley stadium !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7124546591476667787-6908032517674798755?l=funnyjokes4kids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>etnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7124546591476667787.post-49515330036874633942009-04-30T03:38:00.000-07:002009-04-30T03:38:00.126-07:00What tables don't you have to learn ?<br />Dinner tables !<br /><br />Why was the headmaster worried ?<br />Because there were too many rulers in school !<br /><br />When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom ?<br />Because there are no pupils to see !<br /><br />Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !<br />Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasn't drunk that yet !<br /><br />Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?<br />Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right<br /><br />Teacher : What are you reading ?<br />Pupil : I dunno !<br />Teacher : But you're reading aloud !<br />Pupil : But I'm not listening !<br /><br />Teacher : What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?<br />Pupil : It's stolen !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7124546591476667787-4951533003687463394?l=funnyjokes4kids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>etnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7124546591476667787.post-15791100723293129772009-04-28T03:26:00.000-07:002009-04-28T03:26:01.034-07:00<p>"Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"</p><p>"My right hand."</p><p>" Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch."</p><p><br />Computer helpline?Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white.... </p><p> </p><p>Customer: I cleaned my computer and now it doesn't work any more.</p><p>Repairman: What did you clean it with?</p><p>Customer: Soap and water.</p><p>Repairman: Don't you know you're not supposed to touch a computer with water?</p><p>Customer: Oh, it wasn't the water that caused the problem...it was the spin dryer!</p><p> </p><p>Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!</p><p>Has the computer stopped working?</p><p>No, but there's a lot of crackling.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7124546591476667787-1579110072329312977?l=funnyjokes4kids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>etnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7124546591476667787.post-70676450082899401202009-04-26T03:19:00.000-07:002009-04-26T03:25:57.661-07:00Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.<br />Take one of these every 4 laps !<br /><br />Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar<br />Don't worry you'll soon change !<br /><br />Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog !<br />Sit !<br /><br /> Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.<br />Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.<br />But I'm not allowed up on the couch!<br /><br />Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog<br />What's wrong with that<br />I think I'm going to croak<br /><br />Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito<br />Go away, sucker !<br /><br />Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a spider<br />What a web of lies !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7124546591476667787-7067645008289940120?l=funnyjokes4kids.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>etnoreply@blogger.com0